Trains and my birthday!!

Let's just say that the Trains do not necessarily run on time or yours will not and your connection will; it is much like an airline in the US!
Our train from Orvieto was late to Torantlo and therefore the next train from a very small town like Torantlo wasn't for two more hours; therefore, our arrival in Assisi was just a bit later than planned.
So, what is one to do at a train station in a remote Umbrian town in Italy....

It's my birthday!